Location: Grapevine, Texas Years Active: 2007 – Active Great Wolf Lodge Grapevine – it’s an experience. A loud, chaotic, slightly surreal experience. Think giant indoor water park meets over-the-top Northwoods lodge… with a sprinkle of howling wolf animatronics for good measure. Look, this isn’t your quiet weekend getaway. It’s a place where kids run wild,…
Location: New Caney, Texas Years Active: 2019 – Active Big Rivers Waterpark & Adventures… it’s not Disneyland, but that’s the point. This Texas-themed park is all about having a blast in the summer heat. It’s younger, a bit rougher around the edges, but that translates to shorter lines and more laid-back vibes. Come for the…
Location: Arlington, Texas Years Active: 1997 – Active Hurricane Harbor Arlington… it’s that Texas classic, a little worn around the edges, but that’s part of the charm, right? This water park’s been around the block, so expect some lines and a lived-in vibe. Still, they’ve got the goods: heart-pounding drops, wave pools, the works. If…
Location: Braunfels, Texas Years Active: 1979 – Active Schlitterbahn Waterpark New Braunfels – it’s more than just a waterpark. This Texas legend has been making a splash since 1979. Get ready for a unique twist – think German heritage mashed up with crazy Texas-sized water rides. It’s a blast! What sets this place apart? Sure,…
Location: Galveston Island, Texas Years Active: 2012 – Active The Galveston Island Historic Pleasure Pier – it’s been a Texas tradition since 2012. Yeah, it’s got that classic seaside vibe, but don’t expect some pristine, family-friendly paradise. It gets loud. Things get sticky. If that’s your jam, you’re in for a treat! The Iron Shark roller…
Location: San Marcos, Texas Years Active: 1903 – Active Wonder World Cave & Adventure Park isn’t your standard Texas theme park. This place is a quirky mix of natural beauty and old-school attractions. The star here is the Balcones Fault Line Cave, an earthquake-formed wonder you can actually walk through. It’s dark, it’s sometimes damp…
Location: College Station, TX Years Active: 1998 – Active Santa’s Wonderland, located in College Station, Texas, is a Christmas-themed park featuring millions of lights, festive attractions, and holiday activities. Visitors can enjoy hayrides, a Texas-sized snow play area, live entertainment, and Santa meet-and-greets. The park operates seasonally from November to December, offering a magical holiday…
Location: San Antonio, Texas Years Active: 2012 – Active SeaWorld San Antonio Aquatica, and it’s been around for ages. Some love it, others think it’s long past its prime. But if you’re looking for a day of wet and wild fun in Texas, here’s the lowdown. The rides are the main draw. Want a serious…
Location: Spring, Texas Years Active: 1984 – Active Alright, buckle up for the real deal on Six Flags Hurricane Harbor Splashtown. It’s a wild ride, folks! Think screaming kids, sticky sunscreen, and water flying everywhere. If you hate crowds, steer clear on weekends – it’s a total zoo. But hey, those slides are LEGIT. Tornado?…
Location: Kemah, Texas Years Active: 1997 – Active The Kemah Boardwalk… it’s that classic seaside spot Texans love, but it can get touristy fast. It opened back in ’97, and yeah, some of that old-timey charm feels a bit manufactured now. But hey, if you crave fried seafood, spinning rides, and the scream of excited…
