Location: Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin Noah’s Ark Waterpark…you’ve seen the commercials. It’s massive, sure, but is it worth the hype? We’ll be honest – it can get crazy crowded. That means lines, especially for the big-ticket slides like Scorpion’s Tail. Noah’s Ark is a classic. It’s got a nostalgic vibe that’s hard to find at newer…
Location: Spring, Texas Years Active: 1984 – Active Alright, buckle up for the real deal on Six Flags Hurricane Harbor Splashtown. It’s a wild ride, folks! Think screaming kids, sticky sunscreen, and water flying everywhere. If you hate crowds, steer clear on weekends – it’s a total zoo. But hey, those slides are LEGIT. Tornado?…
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Years Active: 2004 – Active Castaway Cove Waterpark…it’s a decent way to kill a hot Texas afternoon. Sure, it’s got the standard waterpark stuff: slides, a lazy river, the usual. But don’t get your hopes up about a true island escape – think more tropical-themed parking lot than lush Caribbean hideaway….
Location: Sheridan, Texas Years Active: 2006 – Active Splashway Waterpark & Campground – a Texas-sized splash in the town of Sheridan. It’s got a Wild West theme, and sure, that can feel a little cheesy. But once you’re barreling down a waterslide, you won’t care. This place is pure fun. They’ve got the classics: a…
Location: North Richland Hills, Texas Years Active: 1995 – Active NRH2O Family Water Park – it’s the classic Texas water park experience! Since 1995, this place has been the place to cool off and find thrills in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. It’s got all the essentials: screaming slides, a lazy river, and even a beach…
Location: Pflugerville, Texas Years Active: 2016 – Active Typhoon Texas Austin isn’t just a water park – it’s your ticket out of the Texas heat. This place is packed with thrills, from the massive waves of Tidal Wave Bay to the high-speed slides that’ll leave you breathless. Kids will love the pint-sized fun of Buckaroo…
Location: Katy, Texas Years Active: 2016 – Active Typhoon Texas Houston ain’t your average waterpark. This ain’t no kiddie pool – it’s a Texas-sized splashdown with thrills for everyone. We’re talking a giant wave pool, twisty slides that’ll make you scream, and a lazy river for when you need to cool those boots. It’s not…
Location: Galveston, Texas Years Active: 2006 – Active Schlitterbahn Galveston Island is a Texas summer tradition. But it’s not perfect. Expect crowds, especially on weekends, and be prepared for long waits on popular rides. Still, there’s nothing quite like blasting uphill on the Master Blaster water coaster or floating in the massive Shipwreck Harbor wave…
Locatio: Waco, Texas Years Active: 2014 – Active Hawaiian Falls Waco? Sure, it’s fun, but it’s not perfect. Think crowded on weekends and those Texas summer lines can be a scorcher. But hey, if you’re after water slides and a wave pool, it’ll do the trick. The Hawaiian theme adds a little something different. Expect…
Location: Roanoke, Texas Years Active: 2003 – Active Hawaiian Falls Roanoke is your Texas-sized ticket to a tropical escape. It’s no cookie-cutter experience. Lush greenery, splashing waterfalls… that island feel is real. Now, the good stuff. Want insane thrills? Hit the Pineapple Express slide. Kids in tow? Keiki Kove is their splash paradise. Just need…
